at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
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niallnlouis: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick you are the future
jamjars: allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over I must be on the wrong side of...
genies: idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying